3 annoying ‘don’t-do-this-on-your-next-flight’ moments

> “Umm, excuse me, if I may just squeeeeeeze by… I have a very tight connection.”

Congrats buddy, that makes 100% of the back row.

For what it’s worth (absolutely nothing), flight attendants as well as fellow passengers generally don’t give a you-know-what about your connection. We all want to get off the plane… First Class passengers consider it a birth right and the lady mid-Coach cares more about her bladder than your connection.

Solution: Book your seats in advance and know your connection time so you can plan accordingly. Sit towards the front if it’s a mad dash to your next flight.

> “Nope. Absolutely not. This bag can’t be checked, there’s valuable stuff inside.”

The whole plane sends her death stares. The door was *this close* to being closed and then she came along…

She’s the last one on the flight and there’s no more overhead bin space. Cabin crew then spend the next few minutes rearranging the overhead bins so her suitcase can fit. So much for an on-time departure.

Solution: This lady should have done her homework to be the first to board the plane. Check whether your airline boards back to front, front to back, or by groups. Lack of luggage space tends to only be a problem for the last few passengers who board full flights. Be there or be square.

>”Would you mind trading me for the middle (or window) seat? It would be a lot more comfortable for everyone.”

The overweight passenger wants your aisle throne.

Solution: If you’re obese, you need to make sure not only you’re comfortable and safe, but fellow passengers aren’t inconvenienced by your size.

Book and reconfirm that favorite seat in advance, buy an extra seat, or ride First Class in style. Just don’t get on an airplane expecting others to bow to your wishes and size.

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